Jacob Frey, Mayor of Minneapolis, Reveals Plan to Elect George Floyd as USA’s First Dead President

Jacob Frey, Mayor of Minneapolis, Reveals Plan to Elect George Floyd as USA's First Dead President

After banning law and disbanding the racist Minneapolis police force, beloved Zionist Mayor Jacob Frey then announced the next step in his progressive utopia:

“This message is to 18% of my constituents—my racist, narcissistic black political overlords, many of whom soulfully stalk the Minneapolis streets, hoping to rob, rape, and murder white people—because poverty causes crime. I believe that the only way to pay proper respect to violent criminal George Floyd is to elect his carcass as president, in the upcoming presidential election! And we must also elect, as George’s Vice President, the many victims of his armed home-invasions in Texas, where he held pregnant women at gun-point as he and his equally heroic black friends robbed the pregnant women!”

And they lived happily ever after. Amen.

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