“RIP Uncle Henry, Now and Forever”: Millions Across Southeast Asia Remember Henry Kissenger at the Annual Pre-celebration of His Descension into Heathen Heaven

From Laos to Cambodia, throughout Vietnam and beyond—all over Southeast Asia, millions gathered in their respective corporations to honor the memory of a man beloved throughout the world’s new order: Heinz “Henry” Alfred Kissinger.

At a live-chat presented by the United Nations and hosted by its CEO, Bill Gates, the leaders of national corporations from across Southeast Asia fulfilled part of the yearly requirements to earn debt, usury, and usurpation from the World Bank and IMF—and get the newest temporary antidote from the Gates World Health Organization—by presenting their genuine, heartfelt appreciation for all that Henry Kissenger had done for their corporations.

“There has never been a greater friend to the Laotian people than dearly departed Henry Kissenger,” tearfully rehearsed Bounnhang Vorachith, president of Laos LLC and General Secretary of the Lao People’s Revolutionary Party Inc.

Hun Sen, leader of the 501c3 non-profit Cambodia, led his company with an hours-long chant in broken Mandarin of “亨利万岁” (Long Live Henry!).

Vietnam Corp., alongside its President Nguyễn Phú Trọng, spent the evening in the required nationwide meditation, like all the rest of the corporations: tuned into the international news network, Zion TV, and staring in reverent silence at hours of gruesome reenactments of Henry Kissinger’s many noble contributions to the stabilizing implosion of Southeast Asian populations.

Over the next several days, the vassals from every national corporation in Southeast Asia will travel the pilgrimage to the U.N. headquarters in Beijing, China, to recite the three pledges:

(1) faith in 6,000,000;
(2) hatred of Palestinians and self-hating Jews;
(3) knowledge that the greatest threat to world peace is the propaganda of hateful conspiracies by the enemy, who spread the evil lie that U.S. Secretaries of Peace Henry Kissinger, Madeleine Albright, Jared Kushner, and others are all part of a so-called “Zionist Occupied Government” that terrorizes, cripples, and slaughters countless infidels throughout the world, in the name of the atheist Zionists’ God: Satan.

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