Be a random marine, in 5 steps.
Step 1: Be an E3 Lance Corporal in the US Marines—
Step 2: Get paid a little less than $2,000 per month for your first three years, then a little more than $2,000 per month after three years.
Step 3: Be expected, by the end of basic training, to be able to carry a 62-pound load for hours.
Step 4: Be expected, soon after basic training, to be able to carry a 152-pound load for hours.
Step 5: Be called a warrior.
How to be Deontay Wilder, in 5 steps
Step 1: Be 6’7″ by chance of birth.
Step 2: Say a bunch of anti-white, racist sissy shit before your fight with a white guy, to pander to the legions of malnourished, effeminate, racist black losers who are addicted to living through you.
Step 3: Get paid over 25 million dollars to get your ass beat easily by a white guy for about 20 minutes.
Step 4: Be a race-obsessed loser who wears a 40-pound “black power” costume for a dozen minutes or so during your ring entrance—then bitch about how the “heavy costume” tired out your weak tiny legs and made you get your ass beat easily by a white guy during “black history month.”
Step 5: Call yourself a warrior.