BLACK PEOPLE in 2008: It should be a hate-crime for three white-supremacists to drag a black man to death behind their truck. Justice for James Byrd, Jr.!
WHITE PEOPLE in 2008: It should be a hate-crime for a white homosexual AIDS-infected drug-dealer to get murdered during a conflict with one of the supposedly-homophobic guys that he regularly fucked! Justice for Matthew Shepard!
CONGRESS in 2009, alongside the first black president with a white mom: Ok, we will compromise and unify the races—and pass the Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act, also known as the Matthew Shepard Act.
WHITE PEOPLE: Sounds good!
BLACK PEOPLE: …
HARVARD-TRAINED MULATTO MILLIONAIRE WHO GREW UP IN HAWAII WITH HIS WHITE GRANDPARENTS: Can I get a fistbump, my niggas? Quit whining.