3 Super Hot Dating Tips from Real Chick-Magnets

Three Super Hot Dating Tips from Real Chick-Magnets_600w

1. “Just be yourself! Women can’t resist a nice smile from a billionaire. All you gotta do is pay her millions to spend time with you—eventually she will realize that she loves you!”
—J. Howard Marshall, billionaire

2. “The ladies like bold, hung models! So just send her a nude selfie, with your 6-pack and 10-inches. You’ll be swapping STDs in no time!”
—Hector Jimenez-Diaz-Garcia-Rodrigues-Hidalgo-Sanchez, well-hung homosexual model

3. “I’ve always been really shy around chicks. But then I happened upon a strategy that really seems to work: Just raid her village and kill all the males. Once a woman sees you are confident enough to kill everyone in your path—then she’ll definitely date you!”
—Ghengis Khan, antisemite

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