The nation of Hollywood is run by violent, suicidal, woman-hating, atheistic rectum-addicts, who masquerade as bisexual, while culturally appropriating Jewishness from the religious—whom the addicts hate. The atheists also hate women—for many reasons, including because they hate family.
According to the Hollywood government, a woman must reward her man’s cheating—as long as he is a rectum-addict. At least two major Hollywood scriptures present this theme: Brokeback Mountain and Bohemian Rhapsody.
In Brokeback Mountain, the two heroes are rectum-addicts. They quickly discover the majesty of mimicking procreation with each other’s excretory system. Later in the movie, one of the addicts has a gross family and busily pretends to have escaped from his genetic, gay-God-given addiction to mimicking procreation with the excretory system of other men. The heroism of biological necessity peaks in the film when the addict’s disgustingly penisless breeding-partner happens upon the two heroic rectum-addicts, as they lovingly rekindle their genetic addiction to mimicking procreation with each other’s excretory system. The weaker breeder meekly accepts her fate as but a shadow of another’s butt.
In Bohemian Rhapsody, several sterilized breeders happily swap STDs with each other in an urban ’70s-rock Garden of Eden. At one point the main hero confesses to his shamefully penisless mate that although he is addicted to her boring she-hole; still, he also received, from gay-God, the gene that compels people to mimic procreation with another’s excretory system. The she-character, as written by Hollywood’s heroically misogynist governors, lovingly and passively accepts his infidelity—but she also reveals, through her non-man’s intuition, the truth of the hero’s genetic addiction: “You’re not bisexual, Freddie—you’re gay.” The woman becomes insane and wants to become a wife and mom—and she chooses a man who seems disgustingly conservative. But throughout the scripture, she proves her worth to the scripture’s drooling, dying audience by happily helping her former pseudo-breeding-partner conquer various rectums, to quell his genetic imperative.
The nation of Hollywood is healthy and normal. Anyone who says—or thinks—otherwise is evil: they hate love, love hate, and deserve to be arrested, castrated, incarcerated, and raped to death. Amen.