Call me old fashioned—but I distrust murderers. (Probably this defect comes from my being brainwashed as a child by radically anti-murder Mormons.) Worse: I will distrust a murderer even if it’s a woman—and even if her victim is only a child in the womb! (Fortunately there is no such thing as a “child in the womb”: Scientism tells us that a prenatal child is actually just a clump of pointless cells…that sometimes deserves to be killed.)
Unfortunately, I am too driven by a hatred of women to accept Roe v. Wade—the Supreme Court case where an old white Republican patriarch declared that criminalizing murder is a crime. What is wrong with me? Have I no respect for the murderous mandates of old white Republican patriarchs?
Don’t I understand that six other old white patriarchs on the Supreme Court (including two Republicans) agreed with the old white Republican patriarch that wrote Roe v. Wade!?
I must have Oppositional Defiance Disorder (ODD), as the American Psychiatric Association calls it: a mental disease characterized by disobedience to authority. And my ODD is probably autism-induced. My pathological food-preferences, improper facial expressions, disrespect of people’s personal space and resistance to their physical contact, and my dysfunctional dislike of being annoyed: certainly these are all “signs of autism”—according to the Centers for Disease Control.
My brain disorder also causes me to ignore the Supreme Court’s decree, in Dred Scott v. Sanford, that niggers don’t deserve rights; and I am also too lazy or stupid to support the Supreme Court’s decree, in Buck v. Bell, that retards forcibly sterilized by the government got what they deserve.
I used to lie about my metal disease. I lied to make friends—saying popular things like, “Hey, I love disenfranchising niggers, forcibly sterilizing retards, and killing kids as much as the average Supreme Court justice.” But now I accept that I have no control over my insane misunderstanding about the importance of disenfranchising niggers, forcibly sterilizing retards, and killing children—especially the nigger children who are especially targeted by the government’s mass-murder scheme “planned parenthood.”
I just hope that, when I die, somehow I will be forgiven by the homosexual, transsexual, nigger-hating, retard-sterilizing, kid-killing Goddess who, according to the U.S. Supreme Court, made the world and its rules.
2. DSM 5, at 462; see also id. at 63, 65, 132, 156, 158-160, 194, 206-07, 242, 280, 358, 461, 463-67, 469, 471, 473-75, 815, 852, 871, 891, 923, 926, 935.
3. CDC, Autism Spectrum Disorder: Signs and Symptoms (Oct. 19, 2019).
4. 60 U.S. 393 (1857). See also Brown v. Board of Education, where the Court ruled segregation is a hate-crime because depriving black children of white attention makes the black children retarded, 347 U.S. 483, 494 (1954).
5. 274 U.S. 200 (1927).
6. Steven Ertelt, 79% of Planned Parenthood abortion clinics target blacks, hispanics (LifeNews.com 2012).