Evolution of Progressive Bambi

 

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1942

Thumper’s mom: “Thumper! What did your father tell you this morning?”

Thumper: “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all.”

2019

Thumper’s mom: “Thumper! What did my wife and I tell you this morning?”

Thumper: “You said you’re both way too hungover and high to deal with my shit today; and that I am disgustingly masculine, just like my deadbeat dad who doesn’t pay my two strong, independent moms enough single-mom-support to be considered a real man; and that I’m 7-years-old now — so it’s time for sex-reassignment surgery, to fix the hideous, hateful birth-defect between my legs; then we will go to the Starbucks inside Prevented Parenthood, to get a fetus-protein latte.”

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