When Mike Brown of Ferguson rapped about how he would “murder niggers for an ounce of marijuana,” and how he would attack people with his “hands of God,” and how “white people so petty,” and how he would “cut yo mama’s head off and fuck her dead body”—no one could have known that such a gentle giant would eventually be struck down by the bullets of a racist assassin cop, as the gentle giant was not doing nuffin.
But the story of racist Amerikkka continues: this week, Willie Bo aka Yung Killy Rape da God was gunned down by a bunch of crakkka cops who just kill black people for no reason.
Family of Yung Killy Rape released a statement to the public, promising to “sue the shit outta dem crakkka mufukas,” further stating that “on the set, we gonna sue da cops for a gazillion dollas!!!”
Several white lawyers from Harvard and Yale who listen to hip hop offered to represent the family and friends of Yung Killy for free, some reporting that they learned about the case from their wife’s mulatto son, others reporting that they learned of the case from their wife’s black boyfriend.
After hearing for themselver the poetic threats Willie Bo had recorded with his rap group Kill White Men And Rape White Women, the white lawyers all shed a tear of respect, agreed that the world lost someone truly unique, and released a joint statement on the matter, which reads in part as follows:
“Mr. Willie Bo, known by his rap name of Yung Killy Rape da God, was on another level. That sane and articulate gentleman was an absolute genius! Plenty people can rap about killing niggers, degrading women, and indulging in drugs until their internal organs are as diseased as Trayvon Martin’s were. But Yung Killy Rape da God would rap about that—while showing his middle fingers! He was truly amazing.”
Willie “Killy Rape” Bo was an avid Facebook user, and his final post before his death stands as a testament to how real dat nigger kept it:
“AYO!!! ITS WILLIE BO AKA YUNG KILLY RAPE DA GOD MUFUKAS!!! I PUTS DA ‘RAP’ IN ‘RAPE’!!! YA’LL NIGGERS AIN’T BE KNOWING!!! I INTEND TO MURDER WHITE COPS, SO IF ANYONE SEES ME SITTING INSIDE MY CAR IN A DRUGGED-OUT STUPOR, THEN THEY SHOULD SHOOT ME OR ELSE I WILL SHOOT THEM BLACK POWER!!! BLACK POWER!!! BLACK POWER!!!”