Back before men discovered the clitoris, frauds such as Freud gaslighted sexually dissatisfied women as “frigid,” among other limp labels.
Today, plenty feminized fossils likewise criticize men as “sexually dysfunctional,” whenever a man’s libido cannot outpace the dissatisfaction he feels about the quality of woman he can earn. The preferred slur is “Erectile Dysfunction” (ED).
For decades the licensed drug-dealers of Big Pharma have capitalized on this terrorizing of men by selling various spiritual-castrations aimed at grafting an erection onto sexually unhappy men.
But last week manly researchers at Hooray For Men Labs discovered an alternative cure for ED, which they say may render meaningless the various medicinal gauntlets which sexually disappointed men traditionally face.
“We just thought, like you know: ‘why not prescribe these men each a hot happy worthwhile woman, and then do science tests and stuff?’ and it worked really well!,” reported lead researcher Tom Leykis.
Asked whether he foresees any problems with bringing up to scale the prescribing of hot happy worthwhile women to cure men of ED, Lykis replied, “Probably not. After all, we live in a patriarchy, where everyone goes out of their way to advance male-privilege; so it is very unlikely that anyone would protest against advancements in the sexual satisfaction of men.”
Dr. Leykis then went on to point out that the more general problem causing ED was a lack of self-confidence among men, which he said should be addressed seriously with ad campaigns (such as those throughout this article), to remind men how important they are.
“And what’s even greater,” Leykis added, “is that by raising men’s self-esteem, we can drastically cut down men’s suicide-rate, and perhaps even raise women’s suicide-rate, which could bring us ever closer to the important goal of gender equality—in sexual humiliation, suicide, and genital-mutilation!”