“A judge ruled that federal bans on Female Genital Mutilation are unconstitutional?! This is insane?!” -People who have lived most, else all, of their life in a country where child-murder is a “human-right.”
Judge Jewseph Friedman took time away from masturbating while watching the completely legal practice of Metzitzah B’peh, to declare that the slave-raping Framers of the United States constitution intended (or should have intended) that the mutilation of a girl’s genitals is a human-right, and that rules against mutilating girls’ genitals are illegal according to the supreme legislative document of the United States: the Constitution.
“Killing a child is Women’s Health, and cutting up a kid’s pussy is Girl’s Health” -United States jurisprudence in 2018.
Friedman, a genetically greedy appeals judge for the district of Michiganistan, ruled that “anyone whose prophet fucks six-year-olds is allowed to cut up girls’ vulvas,” grounding his opinion on the precedent set by seven old white men in 1973 who commanded that, “Child-murder is a matter of privacy.”
 See Dan Goldberg, De Blasio administration considering starting over on metzitzah b’peh (Politico, 2017)
 See Eli Meixler, Federal judge rules U.S. ban on female genital mutilation is unconstitutional (Time, 2018).
 See Roe v. Wade.