Inshallah it is well-known that the prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, was quite the ladies’ man with the toddlers. After all, the prophet’s first set of tiny holes was 6-year-old Aisha, may Allah be pleased with her doggystyle.
Now we, the delusional worshipers of a war-mongering pedophile prophet, proudly introduce Salam Sisters — the Halal Child-Brides.
These dainty, dutiful dolls are completely anatomically correct — even containing a reservoir connected to the doll’s vaginal-canal, which can hold up to 19 ounces of rapist semen! Mashallah, magic number 19! Allahu akbar!
But do not believe us — inshallah believe some of our happy customers:
“Inshallah Salam Sisters Halal Child-Brides feel too good to be true! Inshallah I now know how amazing it must have felt for the prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, to dump his cum in a 6-year-old!”
“Inshallah Salam Sisters Halal Child-Brides is the most amazing invention since the swastika! Throw the Jew down the well! Death to Israel! Long live the religion of peace!”
“At first I was skeptical, but now I see that Salam Sisters Halal Child-Brides provide excellent sexual release for my husband, which allows a few days for my stiches to heal. Allahu akbar!
To order your very own Salam Sisters Halal Child-Bride, jump off a bridge!
…or go here.
*Editor’s note: The preceding was %100 hate-filled hate-speech. The writer of it should be murdered — because the future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam. And inshallah the only people who should be allowed to say anything about the prophet, peace be upon him, are those who want to normalize Islam — the pedophile-friendly, Sharia-seeking, “moderate” Muslim psychopaths that worship a guy who raped kids.