The amazing mystery of “porn-induced erectile dysfunction,” featuring Gary Wilson

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A century and a decade ago, some hebephile named Bill Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, Martin Luther King, Jr., Elijah “Muhammad” Poole, virtually every zionist now in power, rapists whom Hillary Clinton defends Sigmund Freud posited that “psychosexual constitution … in the sexual life [is] the most important cause[] of the neurotic disorders that are so common;” The sexual enlightenment of children 14 (1963, Collier Books); moreover, that “it [wa]s the purpose of educators to stifle the child’s power of independent thought as early as possible, in order to produce that ‘good behavior’ . . . [by] deceiv[ing] children in sexual matters and intimidat[ing] them by religious means; Idem at 22; and finally that “[a]ll knowledge [wa]s kept from children as long as possible, and then on one single occasion an explanation, which is even then only half the truth and generally comes too late, is [given to] them in mysterious and solemn language.” Idem at 23.

Fortunately for the new age, there exists, to trip and trim leftists, the secular humanist, disease-infested death-cult of LGBTQ mania; and, more for rightists, the anti-truth lunatic Gary Wilson, peddler of the book and website YourBrainOnPorn.

Studies indicate that I was right all al-….wait….hold on….dammit, hold on…hold on…ok here: SCIENCE!

Wilson, a “researcher” — in the feminine sense of the word — spends his time, and earns his money, convincing neglected, impressionable, insecure males that the reason they are miserable is freedom: “If you would stop masturbating to (((internet porn))), then you wouldn’t have ‘erectile dysfunction,'” pretends Wilson in so many words.

Her “frigidity” — the original “Erectile Dysfunction”

A century or so sooner, Fraud Freud set forth various pathologies of women’s sexual dysfunction; for example how a woman is “frigid,” if she is not sexually responsive enough to whatever low-caliber man her low-quality looks had netted for her. Later, Wakandan scientists refuted Freud’s pathology, rapping in Da Journal of Kangly Medasin:

“FUK YOU MEAN DOE!? HOES AIN’T BE ‘FRIGID’, YOU BITCHAZZ VANILLA NIGGA — ONLY PROBLEM IS THESE CLOWN-A$$ VICTORIAN NIGGAS AIN’T BE LICKIN B4 DEY STICKIN! YOU GOTS TA TONGUE DOWN A BITCH’S MANGLED SHREDDED BEEF AND CLITOSOROUS B4 YOU GO DICKIN DOWN DA BITCH! FLICK DAT BEAN, MAH NIGGA — FLICK DAT BEAN!

Despite these advances in sub-white science, Gary Wilson refused to believe that a man’s sexual dysfunction could ever be anything other than the man’s disobedience to venal interpretations about a white jesus. Still, Wilson, ever the sportsman, resolved to revisit his arbitrary, flailing conjecture.

Revisiting white lies

the-way-white-jesus-made-the-worldPreviously Wilson had said simply, “When guys who use porn cannot get hard for a real women — it’s because they used porn!”

Eventually, Wilson entertained even a speck of scientific rigor, resolving to control for women’s attractiveness, sexual prowess, and loyalty.

Thereafter, Wilson revised his thesis: “If a guy can’t get a vagina-on-legs with enough attractiveness, sexual prowess, and loyalty — he will turn to porn for satisfaction faster than a fat burn-out bitch turns to romance novels in order to mentally masturbate while imagining that, somewhere in the world, there is a man who likes, loves, craves her just the way she is — cankles, c-section, stretch-marks, assortment of neglected, dad-less, malnourished mongrels, and all.

The light at the end of the tunnel — was a hotdog at the end of a hallway

single-mom-ill-prepared-for-this-jellyWilson flipped the variables of his anti-porn experiments: previously he took a loser guy who (1) masturbates to (seemingly) worthwhile females — young, fun, flexible, happy, obedient; and then (2) tries to get it up for whatever pitiful, eerie ‘single mom’ disappointment he can secure.

Now, instead, Wilson tested for “erectile dysfunction” among handsome, rich guys who (1) masturbated ten times a day, for a month straight, to nothing but “c-section milf impaled by gigantic BBC” porn; and then (2) tried to “get it up” with a real woman — except this time the real woman was hot, happy, young — ie. “worth fucking.”

diseased-ass-stripper

Thanks, somehow, to white jesus

gary wilson a ''visionary'' -- in the white sense of the word

”Guys, when I was your age, porn was different! Therefore, I’m your guru! Now apologize for having a sexual preference for worthwhile women, and start earning these worthless, lying, dying bitches!” -gary wilson: a ”visionary” — in the white sense of the word

After his new experiments, Gary Wilson humbly presented his findings: “apparently the same rampant emotional, social, and mental torture which low-class men routinely suffer in our dying culture — this extends also to their disappointment of their being, as Freud may have put it, ‘withheld anything and everything about sex — trapped and tortured, systematically addicted to women, then systematically restricted from women.’ Apparently porn is, at most, a symptom of the depths to which emotionally dying young men will go to glimpse, however brief, even a semblance of sexual happiness.”

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