Gucci Gang, by Little Pump (English Translation)

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By now, frantic product-placement by and of Hector “Little Pump” Garcia has made clear that Little Pump is not the boring, obscurity-bound cautionary-tale which he obviously is. Born a poor black child in Mississippi, Yung Pump Da God took quickly to exaggeration. His two homosexual fathers–Large Pump and Cock Cavity–described Small Pump’s childhood thus: “Who the hell is ‘Lil Pump’!?” Despite the fact that even his gay dads don’t know him, Pump Of Below Average Size insists that everyone does, or should, know who he is, saying on the Expanded Plantation in 2017: “Cuz, I mean fuck–know what I’m saying?” To this end, Pump Minor released his magnum opus–GUCCI GANG, presented below, followed by an English Translation.

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Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang Gucci gang.
English: Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group, Me and my group.

Spend three racks on a new chain.
English: I am so popular that I earn a lot of money, enough to buy an expensive necklace.

My bitch love doing cocaine.
English: I am dominant enough to refer to women as “bitches” with impunity; moreover, I consort with drug-addicts.

I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name.
English: I am dominant enough to receive the reward of sex from a woman, without being expected to show the common courtesy of remembering her name.

I can’t buy a bitch no wedding ring.
English: I am dominant enough to have sex with women without need to extend to them an offer of financial stability and social mobility.

Rather go and buy Balmains.
English: Instead of providing financial stability and social mobility to the women with whom I have sex, I prefer to purchase clothing from Balmains: A company, popular among homosexual rappers, that is owned by the same Qatari elites which founded Al Jazeera and AJ+–the most powerful of whom, Hamad bin Khalifa Al Thani, bought wedding rings for 23 bitches, with whom he fathered 23 children.

Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
English: Us, Us, Us, Us! Us, Us, Us, Us! Us, Us, Us, Us!

Etc.

Then he throws–at an old woman–a large prop bag of fake marijuana…because that’s just what real people do.

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